The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for July 14, 2014

The Operation, where they removed a 200lb tumor from a man.

Cubs games don’t count. They are live, not “unscripted”.

I don’t watch so-called reality shows. I have a life.

I need an editor to catch my ridiculous spelling mistakes!

Nekkid and Afraid. Just typing that makes me laugh.

Don’t watch them. As Nos Nevets said, the news is all the reality I can handle.

I’ve never watched Reality shows.“Learning good channel” Yup, teaching people how to spell well.

Check out “Naked and Afraid” sometime. It’s the wackiest reality show ever!

Isn’t it scary that the “un-reality” contestants walk among us! They deserve each other since they’re from the shallow end of the gene pool! Really – Time is too precious to waste watching brain-dead, narcissistic, media whores primping and preening. Thanks for ‘The Wandering Melon’.

Thank you. I’ll do my best to keep them coming.