Hey JuJu, I’ve been almost everywere including Europe and the Far East many times and I’ve done a whole lot of things I don’t discuss in public. But I’ve never had a “lap dance” (I don’t think)! And I don’t know what one is either!
Basically, it’s a private dance that someone (usually an exotic dancer) gives to a single customer. Some form of physical contact can be involved: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lap_dance
The dance lasts through one song. The guy usually
has a lean-back chair. The dancer is clothed
in very little to nothing. The sad part is that the
rules limit his use of hands. In my day they
cost $10. Does that indicate my age?
Recommendations?
LordDogmore over 14 years ago
Oh and swiping your debit card in certain “strategic” locations aint the same as paying.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Nothing like a free lap dance to ruin a girl’s reputation. Sad….. This is Maxine Von Tramp.
grapfhics over 14 years ago
Quit negotiating, we already established that.
3hourtour Premium Member over 14 years ago
…well..at least not in the morning…
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
She’d have mine
cleokaya over 14 years ago
If you give me a lap dance I will definitely respect you. And each time you repeat the dance I will respect you more and more and more.
HARVIN over 14 years ago
What’s a lap dance?
AL154 over 14 years ago
A young Nancy Pelosi learns a valuable lesson in high school.
fredbuhl over 14 years ago
If you get free milk, why buy the cow?
JUJUBEANIE over 14 years ago
wow HARVIN GWIN- i dont think this comic is for u if u dont know what a lap dance is
EdZakery69 over 14 years ago
Hey JuJu, I’ve been almost everywere including Europe and the Far East many times and I’ve done a whole lot of things I don’t discuss in public. But I’ve never had a “lap dance” (I don’t think)! And I don’t know what one is either!
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 14 years ago
Basically, it’s a private dance that someone (usually an exotic dancer) gives to a single customer. Some form of physical contact can be involved: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lap_dance
Dirty-Charisma over 14 years ago
Some people call them table dances.
Bargrove over 14 years ago
The dance lasts through one song. The guy usually has a lean-back chair. The dancer is clothed in very little to nothing. The sad part is that the rules limit his use of hands. In my day they cost $10. Does that indicate my age? Recommendations?
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
“Recommendations? ”
Buy 2?
allmightymouse over 14 years ago
something Sexy Sadie could relate to….whatever happened to ‘Fashion Shows’? hahahahaha