Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 01, 2014

That went dark….

Trouble is, Gary is a vampire. Hanging won’t work. He’d have to hammer a wooden stake through his own heart.

Gary about to give up the ghost

Clearly, crippling despair has triumphed over wussy suburban easygoing demeanor. But hanging will accomplish nothing except to give Gary a sore throat. It’s all too sad for words….

but it will cheer up leopold

I think Gary is whistling “Always look on the bright side of life….”

Which makes me wonder: do we know how Owen died?

♫ “Swinging in the rain, just swinging in the rain!” ♫