Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 11, 2010

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    Vista Bill Raley and Comet™  over 14 years ago

    Isn’t Andy thoughtful?

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    Trainwreck_1  over 14 years ago

    Because as everyone knows a knock on the noggin can be dangerous… Flo might forget where the tea’s kept!

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    Flo, that’s the best idea I’ve heard from you ever.

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    Before you do anything Flo, call Horace Rumpole.

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    Or call the Vicar and say: “I have a confession.” “What?” “I killed Andy.” “When?” “In about a minute.”

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Andy, tell her not to make too much noice when you’re trying to read.

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    wicky  over 14 years ago

    And if she does kill him, no jury alive will convict her.

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    COWBOY7  over 14 years ago

    ”Joe”, I partially agree with you. Andy IS full of it!

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    jpozenel  over 14 years ago

    It’s become quite evident that Flo needs to receive some sort of anger management therapy. She is now having thoughts of physically assaulting Andy even when he voices his concern for her well being.

    Andy would most certainly have fixed the leak for her if she had swallowed her pride and just asked him nicely. Instead, she feels the need to grab the bucket and a couple of wrenches, and attempts to tackle the job herself. By doing this, once again she is able to play the role of the victimized wife.

    Please Flo, get yourself some professional help. Do it before you destroy the marriage. Isn’t staying with Andy and making him happy what’s really important?

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    MovingtoMilford  over 14 years ago

    Why is she fixing the drain when it’s tea time? Flo needs to attend a time management course.

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    jtviper7  over 14 years ago

    Andy is a great husband..He always calls her Pet… He also didn’t get mad , she should have fixed that a week ago.

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Flo, when you get up to kill him, mind your head.

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    alondra  over 14 years ago

    If she kills him I will be on her jury (I’ll fly in from Canada) and I will acquit her for justifiable homicide.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 14 years ago

    At least Mario and Luigi don’t have that kind of talk when it comes coffee or anything. And they’re brothers, by the way.

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    slhansen07  over 14 years ago

    And wash your hands too, Pet.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Use the wrench, Flo. And watch your head!

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    No, don’t kill him, Flo. Have him deported, preferably to some place as far authoritarian-right as possible. That’ll teach him not to mooch (or make him die trying to learn)!

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    grouch  over 14 years ago

    I would have killed him along time ago.

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