Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 14, 2010
February 13, 2010
February 15, 2010
Transcript:
Zonker: So how many women did the famed Hollywood Lothario sleep with? 12,775 give or take. Boopsie: Yeah right... Zonker: Boopsie, do you think Warren Beatty really had almost 13,000 lovers? Boopsie: I seriously doubt i. I mean, Warren used to take himself out of circulation for weeks to work on special projects like Joan Collins or Julie Christie! True, he'd scramble to make up for it later. He was like this fabulous amusement park ride, open 24-7! I got my turn just before he finally married. I even have a memento. Zonker: You do? Boopsie: Warren was a control freak. You literally had to take a number. Zonker: #1,789. Boopsie: See? Not even close to 13,000. We were special.
gimmickgenius over 14 years ago
Ha ha! Peas in a pod; how appropriate. Does BD know about this chapter in Barbara Ann’s history?
margueritem over 14 years ago
I know another one of the 13,000.
*Hot Rod* over 14 years ago
He had to retread his lips a few dozen times. And oh say, shampoo the girls right out of my head.
wcorvi over 14 years ago
Yea, Yea, Yea. All this shows is, these guys can’t do simple math. Magic Johnson claimed 20,000 in 20 years - that is 1000 per year, on average. Over 19 each and every week! Almost three a day!!!
Spare me.
Justice22 over 14 years ago
Special? That’s what they all say.
GJ_Jehosaphat over 14 years ago
The most important name to remember is the one you’re with right now!
mancocapac over 14 years ago
Well, some people can’t do math, but other people can’t do simple reading.
It was Wilt Chamberlain who claimed 20,000, not Magic Johnson.
Spare you.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
So Annette Benning is getting sloppy 12,775ths? How’d he have any sperm left for having kids?
FriscoLou over 14 years ago
Think of Beatty’s Valentine obligations. We’re talkin’ hella stamp lickin’.
Roses are red Violets are blue: only 12,000 more to go, just like you.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 14 years ago
It looks like Tiger is gunning to beat Warrens alleged conquests
hookedoncomics over 14 years ago
Tiger’s not even close to what Warren claims!!
caseyroberson about 13 years ago
I seem to remember a series where BD found out…looong time ago.