Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 14, 2010

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Zonker: So how many women did the famed Hollywood Lothario sleep with? 12,775 give or take. Boopsie: Yeah right... Zonker: Boopsie, do you think Warren Beatty really had almost 13,000 lovers? Boopsie: I seriously doubt i. I mean, Warren used to take himself out of circulation for weeks to work on special projects like Joan Collins or Julie Christie! True, he'd scramble to make up for it later. He was like this fabulous amusement park ride, open 24-7! I got my turn just before he finally married. I even have a memento. Zonker: You do? Boopsie: Warren was a control freak. You literally had to take a number. Zonker: #1,789. Boopsie: See? Not even close to 13,000. We were special.