Adam: What the...? That dude just cut in front of me. Stay cool...
Woman: Congrats, Adam. You're our 200th customer today. Your order is free.
Adam: Instant karma is the best-tasting kind.
You know I had a lady do something similar to me at a Skippers, this lady with one of those cell phone ear pieces cut in front of us and then got rude afterward and such. It’s a good thing I saw the cell phone thing on her ear cause later she started talking out of the blue and without the ear piece I would have assumed she was talking to herself (and even these days you can’t assume it’s a cell phone thing!) and right as I was passing her table to leave she half stood up and screamed, “I SAID I GOT TUNA FISH!!” The whole restaurant nearly keeled over laughing. ;)
This is exactly why I am always nice to people who are preparing thing I plan to ingest. You truly give them the bad coffee? Oooooooooh! Pure Evil Genius!
I used to know a lady who worked at a printing company. She told me they always gave discounts to their nice customers and never to their rude customers.
Good for Adam! If someone came between me and my coffee (assuming it was morning) that bluetooth device would become permanently tethered to that guys colon.
WoodEye almost 15 years ago
Better than instant coffee!
Kaytebb almost 15 years ago
SCORE!! Take that cell phone guy!! lol
You know I had a lady do something similar to me at a Skippers, this lady with one of those cell phone ear pieces cut in front of us and then got rude afterward and such. It’s a good thing I saw the cell phone thing on her ear cause later she started talking out of the blue and without the ear piece I would have assumed she was talking to herself (and even these days you can’t assume it’s a cell phone thing!) and right as I was passing her table to leave she half stood up and screamed, “I SAID I GOT TUNA FISH!!” The whole restaurant nearly keeled over laughing. ;)
dante.deangelo almost 15 years ago
I love this. Getting cut in line has always been a major pet peeve of mine. It’s the ultimate in self-interest.
terrencestamp90346 almost 15 years ago
Ahhh … if only life worked like this.
Donna Haag almost 15 years ago
As a barista, if I see the offense, I always give the victim their drink free and usually give the one who cuts decaf.
*Hot Rod* almost 15 years ago
iamtxmilady, give yourslf something delux while your at it!! You are worth a good tip.
poppy1313 almost 15 years ago
I wonder do they have instant konia
pearlandpeach almost 15 years ago
iamtxmilady, you are worth a VERY good tip.
joefish25 almost 15 years ago
flick a booger in his coffee next time
Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago
iamtxmilady
This is exactly why I am always nice to people who are preparing thing I plan to ingest. You truly give them the bad coffee? Oooooooooh! Pure Evil Genius!
benbrilling almost 15 years ago
I used to know a lady who worked at a printing company. She told me they always gave discounts to their nice customers and never to their rude customers.
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Even you can have instant karma, Adam!
iamtxmilady–Very nice gesture indeed!
WyattMute almost 15 years ago
Good for Adam! If someone came between me and my coffee (assuming it was morning) that bluetooth device would become permanently tethered to that guys colon.
-DukeNukem- almost 15 years ago
He should have just married a can of coffee.
kfaatz925 almost 15 years ago
Loved this one! iamtxmilady, cheers!