Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 21, 2010
Transcript:
Petey: WOW! YIPPIE! Alice: What? Petey: Big news from the Picky Eater Website. Yippie! Website: Jules Nonlegastreaux, the World's Pickiest Eater, has fallen from the #1 position! Website: His great-granddaughter gave him an éclair and, just to be nice, he took a bite! Petey: The top spot is open! I'm in training! Pickiness, thy name is PETEY! Petey: Slap me if I eat any food more complicated than a cracker. Alice: I'll slap you if you say "yippie" again.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Get ‘im, Alice! I’ll hold him, you slap him.
leakysqueaky712 almost 15 years ago
Petey is too funny. GM Margueritem.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Yo, Rodney!
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
These two are way too much! Great strip.
cutiepie29 almost 15 years ago
Don’t worry, Petey, you’ve got my vote. Even my brother, who I always considered one of the pickiest eaters around, isn’t as picky as you are.
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Doesn’t Picky Petey still have a long way to go from where he was the last time to #1? As I recall there were still about 900 picky eaters ahead of him.
William Burnett Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Why are so many people up, reading & commenting on comics, so early on a Sunday morning ??
We need lives !!!
pearlandpeach almost 15 years ago
we NEED to know the Picky Eater roster.
Petey keeps excellent records.
MaryMoon almost 15 years ago
My sister re-labeled me a ‘Food Wimp’ rather than picky eater when I was a kid.
Funny thing is, the Cul de Sac-a-day calendar is also on Petey’s picky eating, and all I can say is what self-respecting picky eater eats blue cheese & mushrooms?! (Petey’s explanation for Nonlegastreaux’s longevity.)
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Petey, I’d like you to meet my cat.
admin almost 15 years ago
I SO love this strip <3
vldazzle almost 15 years ago
I read them every morning with my grapefuit;-)
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
My idea of “picky” is removing the artichokes from a double-whammy supreme pizza.
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
I am the antithesis of Petey. I wouldn’t mind a nice foie gras right now.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
cleokaya I share your sentiments.
WaitingMan almost 15 years ago
Petey’s joining the Youth International Party?
ottod Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I refer to them as food bigots.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
There’s more to the Picky Eater rankings than complication, Petey, although I know that’s your strength. Inconvenience of the demaded food is taken into account, too. Which is pickier, refusing to eat a sandwich with mayonnaise, or insisting that the crusts be cut off? It’s simple enough to make a sandwich without mayo to begin with, but removing the crusts requires extra effort by the sandwichmaker, and therefore might get an award of Style Points. (Scraping the mayo OFF the sandwich is of course not an option, and a request that the sandwich be re-made might be refused.)
Crackers are uncomplicated, but they’re readily available. Establish almost-unreasonable expectations, such as glumly stating a preference for the unsalted crackers from a specialty store on the other side of town, where the proprietors don’t speak English.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
From “Cartoon Advice to Graduates”, from R. Thompson’s Richard’s Poor Almanac:
Silly Rabbit (General Mills): “Choose for yourself one unattainable food group, whether it is Road Runners, Wabbits, Tweetie Birds, Picnic Baskets, Lucky Charms or Trix, and pursue it with all the misguided singlemindedness you possess.”
BenPanced almost 15 years ago
Agreed, fritzoid. My younger sister always insisted on plain hamburgers at McDonald’s, so we got delayed 10 minutes while they made her a new one.
comics4brown almost 15 years ago
Gotta love that guy’s name – Nonlegatereaux! And Petey, you’ve got a ways to go to be #1 picky eater, but you’re young – you might make it yet.
comics4brown almost 15 years ago
oops – left out a letter in that last comment and added one where it didn’t belong. Should be Nonlegastreaux … not sure what Nonlegatereaux would mean…
comics4brown almost 15 years ago
oops – left out a letter in that last comment and added one where it didn’t belong. Should be Nonlegastreaux … not sure what Nonlegatereaux would mean…
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
My crackers can go with my peanut butter OR my cheese. Not peanut butter and cheese together, though… That would be wrong.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Nonlegastreaux’s #1 position might have been retained, or even strengthened, without hurting his great-granddaughter’s feelings. Had he separated a bite-sized piece from the eclair (with a knife and fork), licked off the chocolate glaze, sucked out the creme filling, and discarded the pastry portion, I (were I one of the judges) would have countered whatever he lost in Purity with a sizeable award based on Finesse.
cutiepie29 almost 15 years ago
Totally, Fritzoid, to-tal-ly!
alan.gurka almost 15 years ago
But did Jules swallow it? He may have spit it out after his great granddaughter turned her back. Reminds me of the MacDonald’s slogan on all their restaurants; “Over _ billion served.” Yes, but how many were actually eaten and enjoyed? How many were bought, tasted, and then tossed in the trash?
mdmontford almost 15 years ago
algurka i know what you mean