Jen Sorensen for July 08, 2014

Stupid process, but hey, profit is everything! Monsanto et al, better destruction through chemistry.

Hire more people and remove them manually.

Hire more people and remove them manually.

… And so, Timmy, the triffids cross-bred with kudzu and poison ivy and … Oh, well, as with other things people had to Adapt or Die. That’s why some of us lucky ones live on these nice, safe, clean space stations. The End. .Meanwhile, say a prayer for those poor, itchy people being devoured on Earth… Someday after they’re all gone, we sterilize the world and start over with nice, friendly plants. .Now, no more monkey-shines. Good night, sleep tight, don’t let those mean pesticide-resistant carnivorous bedbugs bite. (Don’t worry, we’ll get rid of them any day, now.)

Rachel Carson…“Silent Spring” 1963

Evolution in real-time action. But, the corporate heinie-kissing, know-nothing, anti-science religious right wing will prevent any serious countermeasures until it’s too late.

“The man who worries morning and night about the dandelions in the lawn will find great relief in loving the dandelions.”

― Liberty Hyde Bailey Jr.Manual of Gardening, 1910

“And my bees are dead…no point in trying to re-establish my colonies with the crap we pour on our crops and lawns.”No, no, no. The Doctor already explained why the bees are disappearing several years ago.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI4Gbggxs8o

I just spray my weeds with bleach. It’s way cheaper than Round-Up.