Pluggers by Rick McKee for July 23, 2014

“But not these kinds of candles, hon! They have different kinds of scents you couldn’t possibly imagine!” she says.

I don’t trust anything at the dollar stores.

‘Insurance Risk’ Discount Candle Store“Buy now, while we’re still here!”

Candles are for emergency use only. Like when the power is out or there is no romance in your life.

Hey David, you’re waaaay too accommodating. If your tolerance is 1-2 candle shops and then the Auto Zone, you gotta speak up! (Unless you’re the David that is my nemesis from years past. In that case, I wish you ill will) tee hee

The plugger in my life always says "Oh, you wanted to stop THERE? just as we pass the offramp. Grrrr

My sinuses go into a repulsive over drive. My lovely wife knows better than to drag me into one of those olfactory nightmares of a store.

Put some romance in your life with an LED tea light, no smell just ambiance.