Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 17, 2010
Transcript:
Woman: Well, look what it is - the USO tour! Melissa: Do you recognize any of them? Woman: Sure, the big guy is Crisis - reigning Royal Rumble champ! Behind him is Levon Puggs, III - the NASCAR driver! And the old dude is Jimmy Thudpucker, the ringtone artist! Melissa: The what? Man: I love your Verizon default tones, man! Jimmy: Well, I only consulted on them, but thanks!
FriscoLou over 14 years ago
With Melissa’s MOS she could have a future in civil aviation when she gets out of the service, but I’d like to see her get into NASCAR. Maybe she could team up with Danica Patrick.
Potrzebie over 14 years ago
Umm, Redfern is bound to show up and screw things up.
randgrithr over 14 years ago
Geez, at least we got Lita Ford and Bon Jovi. (The combination of which might also make heads explode, but which actually worked.)
And it gives the guys something else to do besides try to burn their female coworkers’ uniforms off with their X ray vision. ;-7
Justice22 over 14 years ago
The USO celebs are volunteers. It isn’t popular to entertain the troops now. If the public was into really sacrificing for the war effort, you would see bigger stars doing their bit. As it is, several country-western singers have volunteered their time and talent. This is and isn’t the norm USO tour.
Allison Nunn Premium Member over 14 years ago
The celebs should be ashamed of themselves! A lot of “press’ about work for Haiti, but for our own troops, who are missing home and struggling to make it through their deployments, nada. Disgusting!
Herbabee over 14 years ago
Yah, guess Franken’s a bit indisposed at present.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
From what I recall , rand, Lita Ford worked well with everybody. :)
alviebird over 14 years ago
Hey Joe;
We actually may have passed. I was at the beach on FT. Derussy/Waikiki that Christmas. That was MY beach.
Sluffo Premium Member over 14 years ago
Say Joe-Allen you better take a closer look at the 1st panel of Funky. The crowd of people are shaking their fists in hatred. That is why Wally is uncomfortable.
Sluffo Premium Member over 14 years ago
Say Joe-Allen you better take a closer look at the 1st panel of Funky. The crowd of people are shaking their fists in hatred. That is why Wally is uncomfortable