The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 22, 2014

Lie for survival; who woudn’t? And Gepetto, smack that pesky cricket. He’s too uppity for his own good.

Jimmy cricket, I don’t think that’s the nose job Pinocchio wanted.

If we could fuel our civilization on lies, we should have limitless power.

Cut off the nose to light the place.

Pinocchio is renewable energy.

Jiminy Crickets; Isn’t there a better way?

I’ve heard of cutting off your nose to spite your face, but never heard of cutting off your nose to heat your place.

… said the dogsniffer.

Reminds me of the old “Tell me a lie! Tell me the truth!” joke.

This is a fractured fairy tale

copy right on Pinocchio must have run out.

If Pinocchio lied enough, would he lose too much wood from other parts of the body to function?

Good thing it isn’t his boing.

Argyle Sweater? Maybe he could use one. They arr hard to beat.

Your nose, ears and feet never stop growing.Well, until you die, at least.

overrated wood fire

Pine is typically not the best firewood for a long fire, it’s best for quick hot fires.