Pickles by Brian Crane for July 23, 2014

And HOW long have these two been married? Earl’s not learning from his mistakes.

The truth…some people can’t handle the truth.

At this time of life, who cares what they’ve learned..She asked and never likes the answer..So why ask?

She can sure dish it out, but can’t take an ounce. I like her even less.

These type of discussions are happening more frequently around here.

I’m the dessert freak in my house, so the problem never arises.

If anyone tried to touch my food they just might find a fork in their hand.

The truth hurts, eh Opal?

Earl looks like a Soldier from WW 1.

If you really don’t want to know the answer, don’t ask the question!

I can identify with Earl on that….

I like your hat, Earl.

xxx

You have to order two because she’ll not do it.

We need our stories, not truth.

She thinks she’s getting less calories that way.