Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 21, 2014

Some neighbor better call Officer Alan.

Doesn’t the man have a key to his own house?

In one ear and out the same ear… ;)

Cover versions of the “Game of Thrones” theme tune, anyone? Copy & Paste..http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2014/jul/21/are-these-the-five-best-game-of-thrones-theme-tune-covers.I prefer the third one.

The woman who lives in the house that Andy made a wrong turn to will be correcting him sooner or later……..

I’m ready for a large order of fish and chips……………

Everything in Texas went well and was better than expected. I am tired and have a bunch of stuff that needs to be asap. When I have caught up a bit, I will post about the trip at the memorial site Beviek, StelBel and Susan set up. In the meantime, here are some funnies for today.

No, only the MIDDLE words.…..when you get back, I’m staying…"

@ RuthI wish I had a sister, or brother, or somebody……

Idiot!

xxx

Hello and…

What else does Eileen do by herself without help?-Black & Blue???-I admire her for doing that. It’s something I could never do.-Speaking of nurses, I’ve got an appointment for this Friday to see a new nurse because the one I had last time (Marie) has left today apparently. It’s for my BP again. This time I asked my Mum if she would come with me. I want to see if my BP lowers because I’m always nervous when I go by myself and that’s what makes it go the same height as the Eiffel Tower. I love to exaggerate. LOL. -Happy “Welcome Back” Monday to you!

Where did Andy get that can of beer? Pubs only serve beer in glasses or bottles. And at that late hour all the shops are closed.

I may have mentioned the other day that most people don’t need hearing aids – they need Listening Aids.

LOL! Like when I tell my teenage kid the places I have to go for errands and her dad goes, “Where’s your mom?” Her:…..shrug…“I don’t know”

Does anybody remember who originally posted this?“No, one selfish individual is spoiling it. There’s no mention of Sisi, a sister, a best friend or missing a posting, anywhere in the cartoon, therefore why mention them, in the knowledge that the majority of readers have no idea or interest in what is being talked about. In fact this particular poster seems to take a perverse delight in never posting anything relevant to the cartoon, therefore why come here and spoil the page for everyone else?”.

I hate it when a posting won’t “stick”…

“I’m worried about my wife.”

“What’s the matter?”

“She goes around the house talking to herself all the time.”

“Does she know she’s doing it?“

“No, she thinks I’m listening to her.”