Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 23, 2014

Stop wasting your wife’s money and make your own, mister.

The criminal returns to the scene of the crime……………..

Andy………….remorse over a horse……………

The losing horses, the Mum-in-law, the “trouble and strife”…Andy has problems with all sorts of nags!

Flo can’t complain that Andy never takes her anywhere! (You know, if Andy were selling stocks short, those suckers would skyrocket……….)

Flo should take away his allowance . . . of course, he’d just steal it from her purse then!

That is just going too far.

xxx

Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray said, about 21 hours ago

My “craptop” has the pad for mouse functions and it also has USB outlets for plugging in the module for running the wireless mouse I use. I even take it with me, along with the wireless keyboard when I travel.-And you know a guy is always trying to uncover those ! -You might have a valve installed for easy drainage.-I have to go out soon and spray paint inside the new carport. -A wet and wacky Wednesday to you !!!__________________________________________________

When my cousin has to install something on my computer such as my Norton Internet Security which he installed a few months ago… He brings his wireless mouse to plug into my laptop as he finds it difficult to use the laptop’s built in mouse. -I know all too well.-This is going to sound so stupid but when I donate my 9th pint in September, I want the needle to hurt a bit more. The reason is that I’m dedicating this one to Linda and the pain of the needle will remind me that I’m doing something special for Linda’s family. -You didn’t spray anybody with paint did you? LOL.-Happy “Whale-of-a-time” Wednesday to you!

Another hilarious clip from Only Fools & Horses (Christmas Special):

Favourite line: “Oh yes, YOU’LL have some! Of course you will. You know how you like your gravy, don’t ya?….. Git!”

In the UK they call them Roundabouts. I have driven there some and they work pretty well, except for those of us who are used to driving on the wrong side of the road.

You can go to Cornwall if you must. I’ve been there and it ain’t too different to Devon. Just a few minutes across the bridge….. you can get in free but to get out over the bridge you have to pay!

If you go by train, it’s free.

One of my favotites:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-7Vu7cqB20