Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 24, 2014

Are you early or late?

I am early and my wife is late. Which really means that I am late.

Wow… I hope everybody is late at his/her own funeral…Isn’t that what a funeral is for?.

I really really don’t want one before I could be referred to as “the late Susan Sunshine.”

Always early! Military, always at least 15 minutes early for all appts.

Early, usually. On time, sometimes. Late, never.

Last year my uncle was literally late for his own funeral. Everybody thought someone else was taking his urn full of ashes to the church. He was the last to arrive!

I’m never late. It doesn’t matter what time I get there I’M NOT LATE.

I’m never late….and certainly not late for dinner.

The guest of honor at all funerals are called “the late” ___________ (fill in name here).

As my momma always tells it, I was born to be late. Born a month late, 5 minutes late to my own wedding and plan to be late to my own funeral. I do always make appointments on time, but the little things tend to get by me. .JPuzzleWiz Time management is the least of my problems. ;-)

My mother was totally disorganized and always late. She’d say, “Oh they don’t mind waiting!” I’m always a bit early and very organized.

Very possible he could drive to his own funeral someday… in the Google car.