Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for July 23, 2014

To George Tirebiter: That was a clever kid.

To Jo Clear: That was something done beyond the call of duty. Wouldn’t find anyone to do that today. People don’t want to be bothered to provide extra service.

Our paper is tossed at the end of our driveway. No paperboy in Missouri. It’s adults driving around in cars and they’re unionized. Don’t have a problem with either one.

Must have been MacGyver as a child.

To Chickweed: Yeah, and if it gets wet or you get missed, you might as well go to Quik Trip and buy one. Nobody even answers the phone at the newspaper subscriber line.

That should have been a power-up in the old Paperboy video game.

What’s a ‘Paper’? Is that like my Flipboard?

Will sports that newspaper up his nose quite well.

He’s definitely using aimbot