Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 06, 2010
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Mailman: No, Poncho, we can't burn the mail to stay warm! And don't start up with that guff about everyone sending things electronically and the mail not mattering anymore! We still deliver millions of pieces of very very important mail every day! Poncho: You a little sensitive there, Scooter? Mailman: Yeah, yeah, I guess so. Poncho: Let's just burn a few of these "Bed Bath and Beyond" coupons. Mailmain: Every piece of mail is significant!
carmy over 14 years ago
Talk about going “postal.” Yikes!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Easy Poncho, you’re pushing the limit with Scooter. He might be carrying mace or something!
kreole over 14 years ago
Doesn’t Pooch Cafe have utilities? I’ve seen them drink (I think) hot cups of something. They must have lights…I’ve seen no windows there. They must wash dishes…I’ve seen the bartender dog wearing an apron. Oh, it’s a blizzard….is the power off? Does a dog pay the power bill? Do they have toilets there?
*Hot Rod* over 14 years ago
it’s a doggie dog world.
GeeDee Premium Member over 14 years ago
I wish Poncho would burn my junk mail.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Heavens no!!! Not the 20 percent off coupons!!!
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
At least you won’t have to go to work on Saturdays anymore, dude…
“Do they have toilets there?”
Why would they? They have a yard…
Besides, if Beaumont had toilets installed he’d never sell any “coffee” from the bar.
Dirty Dragon over 14 years ago
That’s right, it’s important to get that 20% off any one item at Bed, Bath & Beyond. They price everything about 40% over other stores to start with - using the coupon means you don’t get ripped off quite as badly.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Every circular is sacred, Every circular is good, Every circular is needed In your neighborhood!
Every circular is sacred, Every circular is great. If a circular is wasted, The USPS will raise the First-Class rate!