…that hole at the bottom of Lynch Canyon where I keep the bodies of all the other lying jerks. Please make sure he’s really not breathing this time though.
…an upright position. Please remain seated, with your seatbelt buckled, until the Captain has turned off the Seat Belt Sign. In case of a landing on water, your lying jerk may be used as a flotation device. To inflate the jerk, please find the tube at the…okay. Sorry. I’m done.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 10 years ago
Here’s the link to the original art and some other silliness.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Promises, promises, that’s all I getAll you gave me since the day we met
pcolli over 10 years ago
Re the original……. can’t be much of a newspaper if all it can report on are dances.
pcolli over 10 years ago
Make no promises and you’ve told no lies.
PoodleGroomer over 10 years ago
If he’s lusting, he’s lying.
J Short over 10 years ago
Is there a reward?
vwdualnomand over 10 years ago
he must drive a bmw or a lexus.
warjoski Premium Member over 10 years ago
…that hole at the bottom of Lynch Canyon where I keep the bodies of all the other lying jerks. Please make sure he’s really not breathing this time though.
warjoski Premium Member over 10 years ago
…Lynch State Women’s Correctional Institute. Being in love with me wasn’t the only thing he/she was lying about.
warjoski Premium Member over 10 years ago
…Yo Momma!
warjoski Premium Member over 10 years ago
…an upright position. Please remain seated, with your seatbelt buckled, until the Captain has turned off the Seat Belt Sign. In case of a landing on water, your lying jerk may be used as a flotation device. To inflate the jerk, please find the tube at the…okay. Sorry. I’m done.
watmiwori over 10 years ago
Looks like she found him.
Yvonnella over 10 years ago
OMG, hilarious!
warjoski Premium Member over 10 years ago
@ ING SOC
The punk publisher? Sorry. Not me.