an old buddy i hadn’t seen in years showed up one day. i had walked out for the mail. he was now a mortician and happened to be in the area all dressed in a suit. my old lady answered the door and he told her he was an FBI agent and was looking for me. she failed to see the humor.
I watched “The Shootist” the other day. It was the last film with John Wayne and John Carradine played Beckum the undertaker. It was a perfect role for the great Carradine!
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Your idea of “fun” is way out there in left field, Mort! ;)
rshive over 10 years ago
I have a funeral director friend who says the hardest thing for him is to maintain what he calls his ‘funeral face.’
J Short over 10 years ago
He just doesn’t dig the digging, anymore.
t jacobs over 10 years ago
an old buddy i hadn’t seen in years showed up one day. i had walked out for the mail. he was now a mortician and happened to be in the area all dressed in a suit. my old lady answered the door and he told her he was an FBI agent and was looking for me. she failed to see the humor.
cubswin2016 over 10 years ago
I ain’t sittin’ up with the dead no more no matter what you say i do. (Ray Stevens)
Chrisstopher over 10 years ago
“Welcome to Mort’s where we put the ’Fun” back in funeral"
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
I watched “The Shootist” the other day. It was the last film with John Wayne and John Carradine played Beckum the undertaker. It was a perfect role for the great Carradine!
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
We gonna have a retirement party!!!
I Go Pogo over 10 years ago
I guess he’ll just be shovelin’ along.
Superfrog over 10 years ago
His career has been a memorable undertaking.