Somehow, I don’t think I’d be comforted by having a one-eyed, five-horned(?), non-flying green people eater as my therapist, no matter what species I was myself.
Now I’m offended. Why can’t one-eyed, five-horned (more or less), non-flying green people be therapists, and what makes you think he (assuming from his tie) eats people? And what’s that large brown spider over the Monster’s left shoulder?
I know, it looks like an upholstery button for the couch, but don’t confuse me with facts! That offends me too!
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
You were the one playing with it and squeezing the stuffing out of it yesterday!
Good Morning Thom and Everyone!
Happy Mardi Gras!
carmy almost 15 years ago
I’m sure Eyegore can just dig up a new one for you.
Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Hmmm….. I got nothing.
By leaving the skin on your potatoes you significantly increase the fiber and nutrients (along with other added health benefits).
(Shh! I was afraid if I kept awarding cookies, I would be a Bad Example)
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
Somehow, I don’t think I’d be comforted by having a one-eyed, five-horned(?), non-flying green people eater as my therapist, no matter what species I was myself.
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
Not only that, but I had only one nerve left, and she got on it!
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
nice lamp……where’s the sunburst clock?
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
Is he sure he didn’t just leave it in San Francisco?
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
Shouldn’t have stayed at the Heartbreak Hotel.
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Is that a roach on his couch? Or a button on his futon?
bmonk almost 15 years ago
Now I’m offended. Why can’t one-eyed, five-horned (more or less), non-flying green people be therapists, and what makes you think he (assuming from his tie) eats people? And what’s that large brown spider over the Monster’s left shoulder?
I know, it looks like an upholstery button for the couch, but don’t confuse me with facts! That offends me too!
Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Thank you, Bunnyface.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Poor Frankie, He just doesn’t know when to give it a rest!
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
I recycle Valentine’s day cards if they aren’t signed, but must we recycle the same jokes in the comics?
thombluemel Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Hi All -
Doc - no, not a continuing story line - just a one-two punch. Tomorrow’s cartoon will be the usual inane drivel…
LuvH8 - potatoes, cookies - good stuff, but oatmeal or gruel is more my speed…
Goodquestion - it’s a button.
bunnyface - thank for being offended. It’s good to know I’m still in form. If anyone else wants to take offense, it’s on sale today - as always…
freeholder1 - I’m with you. No more recycling. That heart was crappy the first time it was used. Obviously, that’s why it was just a spare.
To all - thanks for reading this bloody cartoon! Now I feel all British…
Thom Thom
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I’ll take two offenses at these prices! I have half a mind to take three- hey! What happened to the other half?
Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
He’ll have to steal hers.
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
If he finds another one maybe they can have a heart to heart talk!
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Thom, I’ll take a couple of those offenses to go with the one I grabbed earlier. LOL Awesome, man!
bmonk almost 15 years ago
I’m offended that I didn’t see the offer until tomorrow!