Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for February 18, 2010

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    carmy  almost 15 years ago

    So that’s why so many people are afraid of clowns!

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    Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago
    Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgh!
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    vlechtja  almost 15 years ago

    I am coming Valhalla! Pretty soon!

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    Bozo the clown doesn’t scare me at all.

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    serenasakitty  almost 15 years ago

    The clown is bad enough, but the happy faces on the shields are really scary.

    Am I the first to be offended? HA!

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    joefish25  almost 15 years ago

    @ Carmy…. hilarious!

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    lewisbower  almost 15 years ago

    Did the Spanish Inquisition use the same methods? OK, say it.

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    Not very scary. I am happily offended by this one.

    Good Morning Thom and Everyone

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Mimes and clowns, eww!

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    crazyolnick  almost 15 years ago

    might be a Trojan delivery vessel

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    if I was from tulsa , I would jump in here and correct crazyolnick about the difference between ancient troy and the vikings both separated by centuries….. and then go into a spiel about how this related to some job I had thirty years ago….somehow missing the hole point that crazolnick was trying to make about the trojan horse….

    if I was from tulsa, that is……

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    celeconecca  almost 15 years ago

    I resemble that remark!

    I never do my (nowadays rare) clowning unless parents have been told a clown will be present at an event. Lots of kids are frightened of us.

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    Good Morning Celecca. I like clowns and my kids have always liked them.

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    Digital Frog  almost 15 years ago

    Also being of Viking heritage (this is getting scary, DocToon), I love this one!

    It’s the “Ride of the Carnivalkeries”!

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    Some of the poor men who fought against them were diagnosed with CSD (clown syndrome disease).

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    cleokaya  almost 15 years ago

    Hm, brothers in arms. I too have Viking heritage and am scared to death of the Insane Clown Posse.

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    bmonk  almost 15 years ago

    Don’t forget the North Sea saw other groups who raided by sea before the Viking Era, and even used similar boats: Jutes, Saxons and Angles in 5th-8th centuries, Frisians and others before that.

    And, back at the dawn of civilization, on the border between the woad-using Picts and Britons and the ocher-favoring Teutons, were the whiteface Buffoons…

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    freeholder1  almost 15 years ago

    It’s the mime raiders that really scared the Saxons. Resulted in too much Saxon violence.

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    MisngNOLA  almost 15 years ago

    “You know, I think we’re all Bozos on this boat.”

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    Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Geesh! Does terror count as much as offense? I honestly can’t look at the panel long enough to be offended.

    (Bunnyface thank you for being both a bad and good example in recent days. You can have as many cookies as you would like.)

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    bmonk  almost 15 years ago

    @freeholder, I thought you could never have excessive Saxon Violins, at least in Hollywood….

    Oddly, I feel I should add that I happen not to be offended today. I hope that doesn’t offend anyone.

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    Digital Frog  almost 15 years ago

    @freeholder - that gave me a great idea on how to repel the invaders - we’ll just mime the harbor!

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    ottod Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Shouldn’t a clown boat be tiny?

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    That’s Jester funny kind of boat. Nothing terrifying about that!

    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    (Now the Happy Faces, THAT’S another story.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Barnum, rape ‘em, and pillage ‘em. Always Lief ‘em laughing.

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    Trisha_Evenstar  almost 15 years ago

    AHH! I HATE clowns!

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    MisngNOLA  almost 15 years ago

    You see, the thing about those boats which was so scary was that in one little boat like that, they had like 10,000 warriors, all with big red noses and giant shoes and confetti cannons.

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    Rakkav  almost 15 years ago

    I’m offended that anyone would find that getup terrifying…I mean really!

    The real problem with these clowns was that their leaders had to keep on saying, “How many times do I have to tell you this? FIRST pillage…THEN burn!”

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