Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 23, 2014
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Transcript:
Goat: What are you doing, Pig? Pig: Studying for my upcoming open book test. Goat: What's the test about? Pig: Whether you can open a book. Goat: Why do I get into these discussions? Goat: It's much trickier than it looks.
cdgar over 10 years ago
Strange.
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
A real test is to figure out the combination on a diary that has a built-in lock.
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
Good thing it’s not a makeup test; a pig with lipstick isn’t a pretty sight.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
For all those who insist that pig is not dumb, I suppose the explanation is that he’s never opened a book before? On the other hand, if he succeeds in opening it from the spine, then is he not Pig the Destroyer?
Arianne over 10 years ago
Would you have to burp the alphabet to pass a pop quiz?
RACerri32 over 10 years ago
Perhaps he is readibg too much into it?
inshadowz over 10 years ago
This is no joke! Book troubles are a serious matter posing severe technical challenges. Like this, for example.
hariseldon59 over 10 years ago
Back in college, I knew students who specialized in not opening books all semester.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
but what do you do after you open it?
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
but what do you do after you open it?
Ermine Notyours over 10 years ago
Oh how hard can it be to open a—ahhh! Paper cut!
MaggieBry over 10 years ago
I’ve seen this problem before…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-SjgQvQ
sarah413 Premium Member over 10 years ago
What?! Wait! There are still books?! I can only imagine Pig trying to open up his Nook or Kindle.
Number Three over 10 years ago
Other way, Pig!
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claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
I find this one stupid but funny.