One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for November 16, 2019

I absolutely AGREE with Ruthie: I HATE mushrooms!

They might be the most tasty thing ever,but no srooms will ever pass these lips.

Then don’t eat it if you wish but it is a long time until the next meal.

No, you deserve to be settled in your bed for the night.

That about “out of this world” in today’s strip and Creators.com and at Arcamax.com. I’m seeing red.

So Ruthie, what kind of cheese would you like with your whine?

A straitjacket! LOL! That’s a good one!

I would have been a hungry kid if I’d tried this.

said no woman ever

“You’ll have plenty of time to settle down as you sit there until your food is gone.”

I HATE mushrooms. Any time I get something that has them in it secretly, I pick them out and give them to my wife. She always says “You can’t even taste them!” To which I reply “Then WHY put them in in the first place?”

I don’t care to eat anything that grows in S#

I don’t want a straight jacket. I wanna LGBTQ jacket!

My daughter is the same as Ruthie, she does not like mushrooms. Children cannot go without food as growing. Then there are food allergies.

Ruthie, please! Do you know how many mycophiles would be glad for what was on your plate?

My parents were willing to settle me down, it wasn’t a very pleasant experience, at least for me.

If I had a tantrum at the table, instead of settling down my mom would make sure I couldn’t sit down.