One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for September 28, 2020

Thank you, Joe!

That could be me, there’s a good feeling to inspirational quotes, even when they’re not heeded, They could be annoying you still like to project them

But not all apples look alike when paired!

And, as long as you have it out, spray it on any handy politician! (Or even “unhandy.”)

“Sloganeering VS Engineering.”

Good philosophy, on the last pane on polyester, found out about my son he is allergic to polyester, where he works grocery store, then required black dress pants, he wore one of his dad’s then started to notice a problem, his feet swelled bad, dad took him to the Dr. who ordered lab work, that polyester created bad in his blood, required antibiotic, had to buy cotton, a couple years ago store allows blue jeans. No more reaction.

LSMFT. Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco.

so the little girl in panel #1 turned into an adult in panel#2. Strange days indeed.

Make sure it’s cold water.

The first three are cute-enough adages, but what’s with the “polyester kills” (excepting rare allergies like @kab2rb noted)?

I never trusted Poly. Looks like I was right.

Right or wrong make a decision, the road of life is paved with flat squirrels.

What world does Detorie live in that adults GAF about a kid’s sidewalk business, let alone take the time to deliver weird, out-of-context lectures about something that came out of a fever dream about project deadlines?