One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for May 25, 2021

Bacon or liver flavored?

Maybe Playground Lady shouldn’t jump to conclusions about the motivations of a kid who sees something and says something…

HUH! Did the taste suddenly change??

It’s still food

I never DID like Playground Lady

That’s what you get PL, for not inspecting the “candy” before eating it!

My first GP, who had five children of her own (you’d think a doctor would know what caused that, wouldn’t you?) told me to get rawhide dog “flips” for my girls to teethe on. “They are made to government standards, and are certainly better tasting than those rubber teething rings. No worse than feeding her meat, really. Just don’t tell anybody why you’re buying them; some people will have a fit.”

Actually, kids aren’t allowed to share food in school.

And now you know … the REST of the story!

People who don’t allow you to finish your sentence get what they deserve

My kid always liked Doggie Donuts.

Ruthie do you see youf good friend Cendra in the playground. She wants to share the swing with her.

There ARE rules about sharing food at school. allergies, choking hazards. And how could she mistake a dg treat for candy? Beef jerky, maybe!