MythTickle by Justin Thompson for February 24, 2010

Suddenly I’m itching for a poker game.

Attaway, Dziva! Neptune always was a bit pushy for a second-rate deity (big brother Jupiter ranks first, of course)!

You sure this isn’t Neptune’s twin brother Pootune?

I just love Dziva’s throne!

Did I miss something? Why is Dziva communing with the Porcelain God Earl? I love the personalized decorated bowl though, a giraffe skin crapper, that’s a good one!

Is Dziva worshiping before the porcelain goddess? She looks a bit under the weather.

Is it just me? Why are the “new” dots missing from the index page again?

Neptune is really a norovirus?

“It’s a beautiful day in the toilet bowl…..”

“”Did I miss something? Why is Dziva communing with the Porcelain God Earl?””

It’s in the text. :)

So, Does this count as potty humor?

How can Poseidon kick Neptune’s anything when they’re just two different names for the same person? :)

He’s poisoning people to get attention? Can you call the cops on a deity?

Nice bespoke toilet, though.

“How can Poseidon kick Neptune’s anything when they’re just two different names for the same person?”

They sort of are and sort of aren’t. Romans started out with their own gods. They loved Greek culture so much that they took on some of the mythology. I remember in “I Claudius”, Caligula started prancing around dressed as Zeus, and saying that Jupiter was such a poser.

On second glance I get it. Just didn’t catch what ‘rotted up some water’ meant. Somehow I thought it was some weird British (or Neptunian) meaning for created water, not made water bad.

I guess Neptune is going to learn you catch more flies with honey than you do with rotted up water.

When you are driving the porcelain bus, the last thing you want to do is kiss posterior to some random deity that pops up. I’d pull the flush handle on the big water drop too.