Close to Home by John McPherson for March 02, 2010

Cool! Death gives put warning punches now.

Cousin 4ge, you are making everyone’s job more difficult. No wonder they argue with us. What in the river Styx is that you are holding?

BEWARE! If you keep it up you will come under review.

The Grim Haymaker. It may catch on.

The skelton crew out and about…

it’s all about that political correctness garbage, give them a warning wahhhh wahhh

Doctor Toon

i’m not positive, but i think his name was ox baker

Thought it was the heart punch, tho

You can’t fool me! That’s really my doctor.

fredbuhl - hilaroius!

N7326 Foxtrot - you have a REALLY skinny doctor! His bones are showing!

Reminds me of a favorite Far Side where a woman gets visited by the Angel Of Migraines. Same getup but ho scythe; instead, he was wearing boxing gloves.

Tough love!

I want to die in a pool full of Bavarian Cream and Boston Cream donuts. Me and Homer Simpson. DONUUUUUUTS!

Still don’t believe in death panels, huh?

Stay out of my business Obamarx!

I want salt, and butter on my cream filled donuts, and I want them fried in coconut oil.

(It’s the point of this government control over our lives. I really rarely ever eat a donut. Italian pastry is a different story.)

I was discovered to have high blood pressure - $500 worth of tests later, and everything absolutely “normal”, right down the median… stress-related. No diet changes, no exercise regimen, no nuttin’… just a little blue pill…..Sugar, salt, cholesterol, all right where they should be…

I’ll find out about all that tomorrow RT. I get the full panel of bloodwork. Thanks Blue Cross :-)

Doctor Toon, I remember a “heart punch” that was the “finishing move” by a wrestler name Ox Baker. Big bald guy with a Fu Manchu mustache that used to threaten to “knock the snot out of you”. I even found him on Wikipedia.

A new ap for the i-sickle?

It’s Michelle Obama only prettier. Michelle needs to go look in the mirror before she starts telling her string bean of a daughter that she’s fat, or anybody else.

I take so many bleeep pills that I rattle when I walk, but I still like the occasional jelly donut…just don’t tell my wife…

Ox Baker? I can take him…

http://www.pbase.com/harpozep/image/78433678

Death has always given out warning punches, they’re called “heart attacks”.

That guy is a lot more freaked out then he looks.

How did I miss this on Tuesday? It’s now immortalized on The Family Plot Blog. I see a trend for Death Cartoons all over the comics. http://thefamilyplot.wordpress.com/