Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 25, 2014
Transcript:
Dad: Nate, Let's talk about your plans for the upcoming school year. Nate: Plans? Dad: You can't just HOPE you'll do well! You need to set GOALS, then devise a plan to achieve them! Nate: The goal is survival. Dad: How ambitious. Nate: The plan is to wait patiently for this conversation to be over.
Comisftw over 10 years ago
Yeah, cause that’s going to help you survive.This is going to be an interesting storyline.
Observer fo Irony over 10 years ago
Schooling is all about tolerance; tolerating people who expect you to learn what the school planners expect you to learn and like it.
Tater over 10 years ago
I can’t argue about that, Nate…
Tater over 10 years ago
That’s what this week’s going to be about?
orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago
That having been settled, they both mounted My Little Ponies and rode off to spend the rest of forever in Candyland (revised, somewhat, from Pearls Before Swine 8/24/2014….sorry, Stephan!! Sorta!!)!!
orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago
……or was that Cheeze-Doodle Town?? Laugh! LAUGH!!
DrSmirky over 10 years ago
Amen!
kamb8 over 10 years ago
Try slapping Nate. He’s secretly rat from Pearls Before Swine.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
It won’t be that easy Nate.
goldenhazel10 over 10 years ago
Well… survival is actually a pretty good goal, at least where I attend middle school. ;-) Mine starts September 4th.
cheezburgerdog over 10 years ago
My school year started today.
-Understandable- over 10 years ago
School starts Sept 2nd for me
doctorwho29 over 1 year ago
Nate is just determined to be a victim