Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 11, 2014

Somehow, I just can’t imagine, that in Heaven, there will be many people wearing suits.

Hey, like your reputation, it follows you everywhere….How does your reputation sound to you? Hmmm…..?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I was actually playing golf, jetting around the world on vacation and eating expensive meals most of that time. Surely, that cannot have been a poor decision!

Yet still, you can’t take it with you.

Perfect!

and yes, some are nuts.

TRULY! Extremism rears it’s ugly head on both sides! No matter how ‘rational’ you claim to be!

so you pay anyway…..

Oh, good grief…

Sorry, this isn’t a democracy. You don’t get a vote…

Self-image, of course.You retain some memory of former existence.In cases of amputation, some people even experience phantom limb syndrome.That is not the same Phantom Limb who is always trying to get Dr. Girlfriend away from The Monarch though… That’s a whole different level of crazy.

Not funny, you tripe.

Heaven and Hell aren’t “above” and “below”, they are side by side, separated by a healthy fence.One day god is out inspecting the fence. He finds some areas that need repair and calls satan over.“you need to fix this fence”, god says.satan says, yeah right, I ain’t fixing nothin’god says, fix it, or I’ll call a lawyer.satan laughs and asks, where are YOU gonna find a lawyer.

If this isn’t somehow religious….then I don’t know what is. The answer , of course is prearrange….in the will leave one bill per heir….then stipulate that the money left to said heir is to pay the “bill” therefore you’ve left nothing, your heirs in the end get nothing….hence “taking it with you”