Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for August 01, 2014

If he brightens, he’ll attract moths.

Or “How to stretch a metaphor until it snaps”.

The candle always sets the basket on fire.

So many dreamsI’ve kept deep inside me.Alone in the darkBut now you’ve come along…

♪♫ “This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine” ♫♪

So he’s a basket case.

He’s an incandescent bulb in a compact fluorescent world.

When you refer to bible passages as “outdated sayings,” get ready for the onslaught!