Jon: Nobody ever visits my blog..it's too dull. I guess no one wants to read about an ordinary guy and his cat. Time to make stuff up!
Garfield: Give me an eye patch and a goatee!
“Rejoice evermore” (First Thessalonians 5:16) is the second shortest scripture in the New Testament. Ever since I made that little blog on my FaceBook a few months ago, I’ve gotten no comments.
Jon, Jon, Jon…if you’d actually written about what really happens to you and your cat, you’d have a cult following of millions, like, like…like the following you two have now!
Jon, you want people to visit your blog, upload a picture of Liz in a bathing suit. When people see you girlfriend they’ll start reading in order to find out what she sees in you.
There was a classic NewYorker cartoon: two pooches sitting in front of a computer, one saying to the other: “On the Internet, no one knows you’re a dog.” Still true.
I don’t BLOG so I’m not clear on how that all works. But I seem to recall hearing there is a limit to how many words can be used. Which makes it all the more profound for Jon
Boring in 45 words or less… Kind of like this comment!
Nope, there are three. I don’t Twitter either and you couldn’t pay me enough to do so… barring a useful application of the tool that I don’t foresee as yet.
gjackers over 14 years ago
“G HAARRR field !”
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
That’s what most people do with their Blog. Lie
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
How do you think the tabloids got started?
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
COOOOOOL! Make it spicy, make it hot!
Templo S.U.D. over 14 years ago
“Rejoice evermore” (First Thessalonians 5:16) is the second shortest scripture in the New Testament. Ever since I made that little blog on my FaceBook a few months ago, I’ve gotten no comments.
moronbis over 14 years ago
Jon is not so foolish as thought of..hehe..
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Jon, Jon, Jon…if you’d actually written about what really happens to you and your cat, you’d have a cult following of millions, like, like…like the following you two have now!
tessner over 14 years ago
i wanna see garfield in a goatee
Jascat over 14 years ago
Irony is so cool…
pamlicorat over 14 years ago
Jon, you want people to visit your blog, upload a picture of Liz in a bathing suit. When people see you girlfriend they’ll start reading in order to find out what she sees in you.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
PAM I’m sure Liz would be thrilled. I say confess to bloody crimes.
KEA over 14 years ago
uh, isn’t making up stuff about Jon and Garfield what Jim Davis does every day? (this could get confusing)
peter0423 over 14 years ago
There was a classic New Yorker cartoon: two pooches sitting in front of a computer, one saying to the other: “On the Internet, no one knows you’re a dog.” Still true.
WaitingMan over 14 years ago
“Garfield” goes meta.
battycomic Premium Member over 14 years ago
The blog’s dull. Just like the person posting it.
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
Add a video of you playing the Accordion in one of your get ups. That’ll entertain them.
Trainwreck_1 over 14 years ago
I don’t BLOG so I’m not clear on how that all works. But I seem to recall hearing there is a limit to how many words can be used. Which makes it all the more profound for Jon Boring in 45 words or less… Kind of like this comment!
1148559 over 14 years ago
@ Vigilante de noche,
You have Blogging confused with Twittering.
A blog is basically just an online journal… the word is from (we)B LOG.
I have read some pretty long blogs. Some could pass for short stories.
boldyuma over 14 years ago
GAAARfield probably smells like Johnny Depp… He might as well look like him…..
Trainwreck_1 over 14 years ago
Thank you Maizing and I guess it shows I’m not one for Twittweing. Me and Bill O’Riley are the only two who don’t
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Pick something else, Garfield. That sounds boring!
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Nope, there are three. I don’t Twitter either and you couldn’t pay me enough to do so… barring a useful application of the tool that I don’t foresee as yet.
GreighWolf over 14 years ago
Win!
jamesrodz1 about 4 years ago
Oh how far an imagination can take you.
Pets of the comics almost 4 years ago
woah, they agreed on something