TV: Mr. Mayor! The giant radioactive snail is approaching the city! How long have we got, General? Six, seven months, at least.
Garfield: I think I can squeeze in a snack.
It’s like the killer bees. In the 70’s, they were swarming up from Texas, and would be the end of us all, but 40 years later they still aren’t here yet.
Killer Bees: Great SNL skit, better than average Dolphin Defense and insects who were really deadly only in swarms and as a threat to our honeybee population. Made some REALLY bad SF movies even before SyFy was birthed. (This is so far wide of the Garfield curve.)
It is a giant snail, so it will only take six months. The bees were too tiny to make any headway, but once a year or so they make the news. They’re still down south.
Wasn’t there a killer bees movie from the Jaws era?
Isn’t there a problem with the honey bees disappearing en masse in parts of North America? This was supposedly causing a problem because there were no bees to pollinate crops.
NoBrandName….. Yes, there is a problem with disappearing honey bees. I almost cried the other day when I hit a swarm of honey bees with my car. I wiped out a couple dozen bees at least, and I hope I missed the queen. The first time this happened to me I hit a full swarm with a motorhome and the road was replaced by bee carcasses and honey. Talk about a mess to clean off a windshield!
CCD- Colony Collapse Disorder. Now they are leaning toward insecticides which collect in the honeycomb base so they are recommending it not be reused more than once by beekeepers. I like working with bees but I am getting old and it is hard work.
I was a hero to a young lad in Caracas once who panicked when he saw a bee inside the bus we were on. I held my finger in front of it, let it climb onto my finger which I stuck out the window where the bee flew off.
Hm. Anyone ever notice how much Iran looks in outline like a snail? Is it trying to become a giant radioactive snail? Dare we wait another six to seven months to find out?
I’d assume the worst and act accordingly, given who’s running the snail, er, show.
That said…for me, this is a classic Garfield as far as I’m concerned! :))
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Good idea! I could go for a pizza.
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
It’s gonna be a long movie.
moronbis over 14 years ago
Garfield purposely chooses such shows… long commercial breaks…
Edcole1961 over 14 years ago
It will eventually turn into a slugfest.
Pacejv over 14 years ago
….Time for Big Top.
HappyChappy over 14 years ago
Not enough time, to clear up the trail it leaves behind, though.
Troglodyte over 14 years ago
Good one, Edcole! As long as the slugfest doesn’t degenerate in to a slugfeast and end up in something like this..
IdahoSpud over 14 years ago
Reminds me of a lot of movies I’ve seen.
GreighWolf over 14 years ago
Slow cooked steak cooked to perfection as we wait.
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
cryptomaniac: It boggles the mind at how stupid the human race can be on occasion…
pamlicorat over 14 years ago
Quick, put a ring of salt around the city!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
@LW18: Hopefully low-fat pizza, if you (and Garfield) want to fit into those swimsuits this summer.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
For some reason, escargot sounds good.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Movie immortalized in an ode by Shell-ey.
Troglodyte over 14 years ago
@Tanya You’re right. At times, it would seem even the snail race is better. Oh wait, did I just say “snail race”… hmm
Ambaryerno over 14 years ago
He must be watching SyFy.
WaitingMan over 14 years ago
Radioactive snails are much too high brow for SyFy.
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
freeholder1, E-SCAR-GOT! Funny spelling of that word.
By the way, escargot…. BLEEEEECH! >X-P
I rather eat scampi shrimps.
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
cryptomaniac: That you did, but it’s okay, it’s Friday… No one’s really paying attention… They’re all eagerly anticipating the weekend! :D
BananaSlug over 14 years ago
I think the snail will have gone into hibernation by that point… the viewers, too.
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
It’s like the killer bees. In the 70’s, they were swarming up from Texas, and would be the end of us all, but 40 years later they still aren’t here yet.
jeffreybradmc over 14 years ago
Cats are my favorite pet, Garfield favorite cartoon, pizzas the favorite food. Together may they be friends forever.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 14 years ago
The Texans drove back the killer bees with concealed carry :-)
Justice22 over 14 years ago
The killer bees didn’t have green cards so they went back across the border except for a few with fake birth certificates.
They are still around. I saw a news article a week or so ago about them showing up in Arizona.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Killer Bees: Great SNL skit, better than average Dolphin Defense and insects who were really deadly only in swarms and as a threat to our honeybee population. Made some REALLY bad SF movies even before SyFy was birthed. (This is so far wide of the Garfield curve.)
doit over 14 years ago
It is a giant snail, so it will only take six months. The bees were too tiny to make any headway, but once a year or so they make the news. They’re still down south.
Wasn’t there a killer bees movie from the Jaws era?
NoBrandName over 14 years ago
Isn’t there a problem with the honey bees disappearing en masse in parts of North America? This was supposedly causing a problem because there were no bees to pollinate crops.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 14 years ago
Just salt the dang slug, movie over
Justice22 over 14 years ago
NoBrandName….. Yes, there is a problem with disappearing honey bees. I almost cried the other day when I hit a swarm of honey bees with my car. I wiped out a couple dozen bees at least, and I hope I missed the queen. The first time this happened to me I hit a full swarm with a motorhome and the road was replaced by bee carcasses and honey. Talk about a mess to clean off a windshield!
Robert Wilson Premium Member over 14 years ago
Escargantua must be doing a crossover from the ‘Monsters vs. Aliens’ movie
BananaSlug over 14 years ago
…I’m hiding from Dapperdan61.
Justice22 over 14 years ago
CCD- Colony Collapse Disorder. Now they are leaning toward insecticides which collect in the honeycomb base so they are recommending it not be reused more than once by beekeepers. I like working with bees but I am getting old and it is hard work.
I was a hero to a young lad in Caracas once who panicked when he saw a bee inside the bus we were on. I held my finger in front of it, let it climb onto my finger which I stuck out the window where the bee flew off.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Hm. Anyone ever notice how much Iran looks in outline like a snail? Is it trying to become a giant radioactive snail? Dare we wait another six to seven months to find out?
I’d assume the worst and act accordingly, given who’s running the snail, er, show.
That said…for me, this is a classic Garfield as far as I’m concerned! :))
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Find a better channel, Garfield.