Herman by Jim Unger for August 28, 2014

Sitting is the new smoking.

Seen several crushed while trying to cross the road.

I always enjoy people who cruise the fitness center lot for a parking place that doesn’t make them walk far.

maybe tortoises do have heart attacks after age 140

The tortoise beat the hare. Which made Bugs Bunny challenge the tortoise to a rematch. If you want to know who won, you have to watch the cartoon. Tha, Tha, That’s all folks.

I forgot. Tortoise Beats Hare.