Herb and Jamaal by Stephen Bentley for August 11, 2014

The same guy uses my bank.

And after he finally gets his order, only then will it dawn on him that he’s going to have to pay for it. In exact change.

They’re all over the place. Like trying to check out on an express line with twelve items in a ten item or less. Or, they’re paying by check. Or paying with exact change. Then, they don’t have it.

Jamaal: If you strangle him, no jury would convict you!

Jamaal: If you strangle him, no jury would convict you!

I’m usually am ordering the concoction. But never when there’s a line.