Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 01, 2014

Spitsy looks guilty.Nate is so clueless.Anyone think the big nate comics are getting kind of random?

Here’s your sign:

So last year was SO bad?? I remember saying that Nate would probably fail and go to summer school (again!!)…..he didn’t. Oh Nate: Try this: MAKE this school year better, instead of always counting on your cock-a-mamie schemes and refusal to focus on the big picture to carry you through!!

Spitsy, you idiot.

Famous quote by Nate.

Ewww…

The worst is over anything else compared to that has got to be better.

And why is Spitsy still wearing that victorian collar has the injury not healed yet?

And why is the dog’s name Spitsy, he is not a camel but a dog; he should have a dog’s name like Ralph then you could say his barf is worse than his bite.

Rainbow means good, flowers mean ok, fog means so-so, rain means bad, and barf means 10% chance of being expelled. Why will Nate never get to 7th grade?!

What Nate said!

@ Observer fo IronySpitsy is named Spitsy because it wouldn’t be original if he had a boring name like Ralph! Anyone with eyes can see he’s a dog. And it’s not an injury, he wears the collar to keep him from scratching his fleas.

looks like the year may be a train wreck

@Observer fo IronySpitsy wears the cone and purple sweater because he thinks it makes him look stylish.

That’s disgusting, Spitsy! 0_0

Oh um…

Nate, for you every school year is horrible