Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 12, 2014

You often read about people like this.

I remember the one about the bank robber who wrote the hold-up note on the back of his utility bill and then left it behind after the robbery…

How’s about a store employee holding up his own store manager on the employee’s break ? True :-)

And that’s why they call that stuff “dope”.

Now the other guy is an accessory after the fact.

I read about the drugged-up idiot who crashed into a Vegas casino, was busted, and excitedly told the cops “Now I’ll be on the news!” Fame addiction is such an insidious thing……

Recently there was an old guy, just let out of prison a few days before, who wrote a note demanding $10. He got it and sat down to wait for the police to arrive. The homeless ex-con and vet problem has gotten out of hand.

Can we please call a moratorium on comics about selfies?