Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 21, 2014
Transcript:
Satchel Pooch: Look! I'm putting a bow onto Fungo's gift bag! Bucky Katt: What?! I'm not giving a gift bag to Fungo, you traitor! Much less one with a bow! Satchel Pooch: But he won your contest! You said contest winners traditionally get gift bags, besides...it's pretty. Bucky Katt: Listen, you demon spawn of Benedict Arnold and Martha Stewart, no gift bag! Satchel Pooch: But... you said it was tradition! Bucky Katt: Give it here! Satchel Pooch: No! The gift bag is sacred! The gift bag is sacred!
rshive about 10 years ago
Some things have been censored from the history books.
jbenzver5 about 10 years ago
’Specially the part about how Martha redecorated West Point so Benny could get a better price for it.
juicebruce about 10 years ago
Classic Bucky Kat !
REPO about 10 years ago
Once FUNGO catches wind he’s won…all bets are off.
ladamson1918 about 10 years ago
“You demon spawn of Benedict Arnold and Martha Stewart…”How long before I have an opportunity to work that into a conversation?
arbyrb about 10 years ago
Drunk History did Benedict Arnold this week, the part of Martha Stewart was played by Winona Ryder.
luvdafuneez about 10 years ago
Swag…
tazz555 about 10 years ago
One person is considered the most hated person I american history…and the other Benedict Arnol
bmckee about 10 years ago
Hey! Don’t be knocking Martha Stewart! I’ve had erotic dreams about Martha Stewart. I’ve never had an erotic dream about Benedict Arnold.
CoBass about 10 years ago
@Liverlips McCracken – What do you have to do to get a rim shot around here?Try this.(For some reason, I couldn’t reply to your comment.
Hunter7 about 10 years ago
But Satchel looks so sweet. So friendly. So huggable.
are all demon spawn like Satchel?