Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 24, 2014
Transcript:
Calvin: "Pulled by Spaceman Spiff, planet 6 is about to collide with planet 5!" Calvin: "With no time to lose, our hero cuts loose the anchor and flies to safety!" Calvin: "The planets crash, grinding and shattering with awful force! Planet 5, being smaller, is crunched to dust! Only 6 remains!" Miss Wormwood: "Time! Pass your papers forward" Calvin: "TIME?! I just finished the first problem!"
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
That’s going to wake the neighbors.
cloudy now almost 10 years ago
Scientists say cosmos is all about math, why not the other way.
T.A.S.K Master almost 10 years ago
Maths don’t work like dat
King_Shark almost 10 years ago
Well, he’s just demonstrated the Big Crunch.
MadMarty_666 almost 10 years ago
The Mass of Planet 5 won’t dissappear. It would sum with Planet 6 so ….Calvin, you got it wrong ;)
bluram almost 10 years ago
Is there a grade lower than F-?
Hobbes Premium Member almost 10 years ago
For Calvin, the different parts of the problem have finally come together.
Click here: B.C. (September 6, 2001)Click here: Dilbert (July 5, 1990)Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (October 10, 1986)Here is one of the final FoxTrot daily strips. Bill Amend still draws the Sundays, but the daily strips have been reruns since the beginning of 2007.Click here: FoxTrot (November 6, 2006)jrankin1959 almost 10 years ago
Yeah, I hated when that happened, too…
gyroman12345 almost 10 years ago
i feel bad for him.
baldhedjer almost 10 years ago
This is not going to play out well at home.
Sham_Poser almost 10 years ago
When Spaceman Spiff fires a “deadly frap ray”, is it also silent in addition to being deadly?
jim_pem almost 10 years ago
Don’t worry, Calvin, they’ll still pass you and you can eventually get a job as a sci-fi writer.
Aaron Saltzer almost 10 years ago
He was too busy with his big imagination to finish the rest of the paper.
richard almost 10 years ago
ELEVEN! IT’S ELEVEN! FIVE PLUS SIX IS ELEVEN!
Number Three almost 10 years ago
“Very well, Calvin. You can do it as homework. I want it in by tomorrow morning”
Death warrant.
xxx
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Seriously, how confused is this kid? Even someone who’s lousy at math should realize that the answer to 6 + 5 CANNOT be 6.
JTSpangler almost 10 years ago
Hooray for getting the use and spelling of “lose” and “loose” correct!
Just one more thing almost 10 years ago
Poptropica by Paul Gilligan and Kory Merritt
Susie Derkins D: almost 10 years ago
Prepare to lose.
amishmm almost 10 years ago
When dad taught him to use pennies, why did he use planets
Missing strip here:http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1990/09/18
klunker rider almost 10 years ago
How could he miss that question?1 (planet) + 1 (planet) = 1&1 or 11…easy
ORMouseworks almost 10 years ago
Calvin, you have a Definite Problem, LOL! ;)