Monty by Jim Meddick for September 21, 2014
September 20, 2014
September 22, 2014
Transcript:
I learned professional poker players estimate opponents heart rates by observing the pulse and their necks... His pulse is high. Could be pure coincidence, but I've noticed my heart rate elevates when I spot an idiot in my peripheral vision staring at my neck...
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
The cards are kinda small to read, but it looks as though the guy to our left may have a king-high straight, maybe even a straight flush (clubs?)…. The bug-eyed guy seems not to have any picture-cards…. Monty is way too intrusive on Moonie for a friendly poker game! He should be banned!
GeorgeJohnson about 10 years ago
Should just look at their pupils.
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
notice, Montys side profile loses a mouth…sad!
Ink blot Premium Member about 10 years ago
You may have just posted two of the wittiest remarks ever posted on an Internet forum. Unfortunately, I’ll never know, because I can’t read anything that’s next to a hyper-active avatar.
Hunter7 about 10 years ago
If Monty’s not careful – he could lose an eye peering so close.
Frankie5466 about 4 years ago
I’m not usually bothered by their 3 fingered hands but they just look odd holding cards without enough fingers lol