Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 26, 2010

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    margueritem  almost 15 years ago

    Irwin is so sweet.

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    Sisyphos  almost 15 years ago

    That’s the problem with Being Irwin. Is it anything like Being John Malkovich?

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    Yukoner  almost 15 years ago

    His answer actually makes sense.

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    gjsjr41  almost 15 years ago

    if you ask me, he’s smart enough right now.

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    alfaheat  almost 15 years ago

    realy sensible answer

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    bald  almost 15 years ago

    heck i’m over 60 and i don’t know what i’d do if i were smarter

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    freeholder1  almost 15 years ago

    Smart enough to know what you don’t know. That’s truly smart.

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    linsonl  almost 15 years ago

    I found out that the smarter I got, the more work they gave me.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    If you were smart, you’d play dumb.

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Smart troll…nah, the internet has enough of those already.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 15 years ago

    He could while away the hours conferring with the flowers, consulting with the rain…

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    I’ve conferred with cannibus flowers. They like tunes & ‘toons.

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    Rakkav  almost 15 years ago

    Well, the first thing I’d do is start finding out those possibilities. That’s what I always do when I get smarter.

    Oh, don’t look at me like that. You all know perfectly well it’s possible. In the old days, they used to call that gaining wisdom.

    (Irwin, whatever you do, don’t lose your essential sweetness!)

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Knowledge, Intelligence, and Wisdom are by no means synonyms, but they could all fall under the category of “Smarts”.

    Irwin, you may be no great shakes with regards to the first two, but you lead the league in the last.

    Gaylord: “I’d rather be smart than happy.”

    Irwin: “You only think you’re smart.”

    Gaylord: “Well, you only think you’re happy!”

    Which of these two has had Too Much Education?

    (Apologies to Matt Groening.)

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