Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 26, 2010

Irwin is so sweet.

That’s the problem with Being Irwin. Is it anything like Being John Malkovich?

His answer actually makes sense.

if you ask me, he’s smart enough right now.

realy sensible answer

heck i’m over 60 and i don’t know what i’d do if i were smarter

Smart enough to know what you don’t know. That’s truly smart.

I found out that the smarter I got, the more work they gave me.

If you were smart, you’d play dumb.

Smart troll…nah, the internet has enough of those already.

He could while away the hours conferring with the flowers, consulting with the rain…

I’ve conferred with cannibus flowers. They like tunes & ‘toons.

Well, the first thing I’d do is start finding out those possibilities. That’s what I always do when I get smarter.

Oh, don’t look at me like that. You all know perfectly well it’s possible. In the old days, they used to call that gaining wisdom.

(Irwin, whatever you do, don’t lose your essential sweetness!)

Knowledge, Intelligence, and Wisdom are by no means synonyms, but they could all fall under the category of “Smarts”.

Irwin, you may be no great shakes with regards to the first two, but you lead the league in the last.

Gaylord: “I’d rather be smart than happy.”

Irwin: “You only think you’re smart.”

Gaylord: “Well, you only think you’re happy!”

Which of these two has had Too Much Education?

(Apologies to Matt Groening.)