Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 21, 2014

Martin is in for a BIG surprise adventure!

And, in case the birthday announcement disappears, here are the links…

non-glittered birthday announcement for Sheriff MunkyBluz

glittered version of Sheriff MunkyBluz birthday announcement 8-21-2014

If Martin’s idea of adventure is 3-4 hours in the ER waiting room then he’s well on his way.

Happy Birthday Monkey!

Wow,Bev!

How did you do all that so fast??

And it all looks so delicious!

A couple of years ago, The Stanleys started a little business….giving wagon rides to recognise the “Best Person” of the day.In 2012, they offered the Monkey a ride, to celebrate his birthday AND his election as Ballard County Sheriff the same day!

A few of us decided the Monkey wouldn’t like it…but then I found out it was actually one of his secret hopes….except, you see… he’s not person.So I negotiated with the Stanleys…and Monkey…today the wagon is yours for the day!(Whenever you don’t prefer speeding through the trees, of course.)

Fantastic card and food, STEL!

Hi BEV. Love your singing monkey. And your card! Ha-ha!

I think he will like the bed. I KNOW he will love all the food.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MONKEY!

Bev:We had a big dinner, so I’ll just have a little of Dessert!!! Especially the ‘nanner puddin’, my fave!

Hey!

I paid an extra $8.72 to have the wagon “festooned with bananas.”

Does that look festooned to YOU?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY,AND YOU ACT LIKE ONE TOO!!(Er, well, I mean, you ARE a monkey, and you act like MUNKYBLUZ, the bestest monkey in the whole world!)

X_TECH, HOW do you do that? gosh, I get dizzy looking at your great card.

I’ll have to come back tomorrow. I am falling asleep……HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUNKYBLUZ. Have a swinging time!

A few weeks ago, I told the Monkey I’d made some chocolate mousse…

He really wanted some…. but he seemed puzzled when he saw the bowl I offered him.So Monkey, for your birthday…. I made THIS. Hope it’s what you expected.

Is it time for cake?

I mean, the Monkey isn’t here yet….but you guys probably want some before bed.

We could cut some from the back.Anyhow, once the Monkey sees it, it’ll go fast!

OK….. I’ll bring in the cake.

It’s huge…. X … I’ll buy you a beer if you help me carry it…

Yes, please. Thank you.

It’s not THAT big!LOL

OK… a one ana two…

Happy Birthday, Monkey!

It’s perfect, Susan! How’d you get that tongue on the tiki to move? Is there a little motor in there….??

Looks like tonight will be extra special for the Munky…..

(Click on the picture…it’ll open on a different window.)

Good night, Bev!

Stel… are you actually still up?

The invitation was beautiful…and all that other stuff…. wow.

Can I get you a beer or a banana daiquiri or something, Stel?

BTW I didn’t create that first graphic, just found it at photobucket.

Sure, Stel!

I want to know that too, Stel.It’s cool, isn’t it?

But you have outdone yourself tonight!

Good Night StelBel.

Oh!

G’night, Stel!Thanks for staying up!

I’m just trying to find one of the Monkey’s presents.

OK, Monkey…. could you pretend to be surprised when you see this present?

Just click the bag.

The rest of you…are you peeking at the Monkey’s present before he even sees it??!!

OK, Monkey, here’s another…

Just click that bag too.

Those are for winter…. they’re electric, and they heat up!

Hey, the rest of you…. they’re NOT anything you’re thinking….even if I don’t know what you’re thinking….stop it!

@SheriffMunkeyBlueManGuy.Have a GREAT DAY and sit on the other side of the bar for a change.

HAPPY BARF DAY!!!

ER is on standby…..again…..

ZzzzZZzzzz…. (snik*)…zzzZ…… mmmpfffhhhh…zz….mmmmm…. snikerdoo…..nice…..warm…. SuS…..sox… mmmm yeah…..O..O

OH MY…..!!!!!!

uh…. WOW… WASSUP EVERBUDDY!!!!

ah gess ahm UP ….. now!!!!

“ahem”…. wow wuttah grate dreem!!! Awl teh fud,…. an CAKE TOO!!!!anits awl fur eel!!!!ahm speechliss… dont nose ware ta start…!!!SuSun… yer cake is AWESUM!!!

an izzat ESS ah seas droppin buy…!!!!++++++++++TEH TIKI IZ NOW OPEN!!!!!TYME TA PAAAAARTAY!!!!!

NANNERS EVRY WARE!!!(karfuk ware ya walkin, dont needs no busted kneeds)

ABOUT DAMM TIME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHERIF!

Martin’s got board and bored.

hAy yAll…. gotta make a run down to teh Ballard DMV…azzit iz…mah dryvErs lie sense eggspired tuday…hopefly the kamra aint broke lyke teh lass tyme….(dont fergaet as a remindr kids… check teh organ doner blok on yer lie sense…. ya never nose who might need yer organ… 0..o

(now air diddah poot mah wallet….)

You tell ’im.

Gosh, you do all know how to celebrate! Happy birthday munky, you must feel really special!

I went to bed early too…got a bad cold….I’ll just stand over here in the corner….could someone bring me a piece of the most fab cake I’ve ever seen? And a frozen nanner? For my sore throat? And maybe a beer? thanks. This is sure a swell party! You guys outdid yourselves again. Sorry I couldn’t contribute food…but, well, I’m contaminated just now. Cough, cough…..

ahm baaaak…they sed mah lie sense wit mah pikshur wont be reddy fer a bit… so thot ahd com back fer more cayk anna bottel of gud chit brew…. Hay EX… thanx fer teh wishes and cool neon sine..!!!

abd since that is not quite artistic for me, here’s a Warhol and a Jiang Tiefeng in your honor.

There are some VERY talented people posting on this site.

All you folks stay up WAY too late for me and then this morning I had to do things in the yard before breakfast. But I’m done with that and my tea, and joining the party with my Guinness dark lager (yummy). I posted what I prepared yesterday a while ago (and misspelled “and” but that’s not worth fixing). I’ve now checked out all the fun – LOVE that new lettering that X_tech posted. I’d love to learn, but Stel just told me the newer code so I can have color in my text (besides what a pasted into the card after rotating it That was done in Irfanview, which is a snap) and I colored the plate for the cake and pasted that in (and touched up the palms), but actual PROGRAMMING… HAPPY BIRTHDAYSHERIFF MUNKYI’m surprised that nobody played Yabba Dabba, or even Animal Fair (both are fun for a party.

Thnkx fur the wishes DAZ… gud werk!!!!anna muss say ya gots gud taste in whut tastes gud!!!

(pryvit messedge to ms SuSun…. thanx fer teh birtdhay sox…) its bin so long ah hates waitin a hole year agin…

~yer bestest munky

OKAY…EVERBUNNY to teh TIKI…!!!

its tym ta LIMBO…!!!!

Limbo Limbo Limbo….

How low can you go?

bahahahahaha….. now that thers funny stuff ESS…!!!!(now sTel… ya gotsta moooove a liddle lower…. !!!!!!)

Essex…. a poem:

Cow.Ow!

Monkey…. don’t worry…. those cute socks were a just a token…I’ll be getting you lots of plainer ones, more suitable for sheriffing.

The problem is you keep taking them off to grab branches, and losing them.I may have to send the little monkeys on a big Monkey sock-gathering expedition.

And about that one pair… um..no comment.:)

As for the limbo…I’m lucky I can still bend forward!

an all teh rest of yas…..one free “Git outta Jayl _FREE”_ card….redeamabul on YER birtday….!!!now… wares that grinder at… got sum grindin ta doo…

Monkey…. are we going to get to book Bent On Blues for the Tiki?

HAY RED!!!!Got yer favorit in fridje buhine teh bar….hep yoseff…!!!!!CHEERS!!!!!

hay ESS… ya still gopts any sauSage leftover from yer “Sausage Hut”???betits nice an aged buy now…!!!!

Hay StEL…..!!!wares yer cowbell….!!???? ya member, teh wun Mona gave ya… waaaaay bak..?

Uh Oh.

Shhhhh ….I think I’ll post a note in the ladies room at the Tiki…..

Warning: Please don't eat any sausages from the grill tonight.

Only eat the sausages Bev might have brought.Pass it on...Quietly, please.

Um…. Monkey?

You did bring in your favorite one, that I found out back near the grills a few months ago…didn’t you?

And yeah… I’ve heard good things about Bent On Blues, too.You can listen to them on that link…And I think we have enough beer at the Tiki to hold them for a night or two.;)

Oh Monkey…You know you’re welcome!

And you also know “Drinks on me” is NOT supposed to be literal!

Good thing I saw you before you left so I could hose off the banana daks and glitter!

Once again…Happy Birthday!

Oh, darn! I’m too late! I was napping (catching up on some lost sleep…) and now, I’ve missed the Sheriff!!

Well, I have a couple more Birthday things to post, and hopefully, I’ll catch up to him tomorrow……

to Essex and the Sheriff

I’d just like to take this opportunity to point out that I don’t always wear the cow costume. The chicken one in the Real Estate ad that Mel thought we should do in honor of the Sheriff’s birthday is a particular favorite. I’ve been known to do a mean limbo while wearing that!

And, just one more thing: I donated my cowbell collection to the Ballard Dairy and Silk Scarves Store. The “girls” are quite happy about it, too!

Happy birthday, Munky!(Prehensile feet would be cool.)

Hic*……

An accident? We’ll see…

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