Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 19, 2014

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    Llewellenbruce  about 10 years ago

    The Wiz is stronger than I thought he was.

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    LeoAutodidact  about 10 years ago

    Actually Dragons are very light as their ‘Gas’ is Hydrogen and their Bones are very thin.

    (Think of ‘em as Biological Dirigibles. – per Peter Dickinson’s “The Flight Of Dragons”)

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    maestrabella67  about 10 years ago

    It’s okay, Henry! I feel the same way about ’em!

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    GalleyOar  about 10 years ago

    Achilles Heel… an itsy bitsy spider.

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    twj0729  about 10 years ago

    There’s no such thing as an “itsy bitsy” spider.They are all venomous. That’s how they eat! I’m a true arachnophobiac but I do admire the creatures. They are truly amazing.

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    linsonl  about 10 years ago

    Hmmmm……Henry acts a lot like my wife….woonder if they are related?

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    dzw3030  about 10 years ago

    Spiders aren’t much of a hazard unless you’re careless. Don’t stick your bare hand into dark spaces, watch where your head is about to bump into branches & such. Don’t let piles of stuff build up in your yard. Rolled up newspapers or magazines are great bug smashers as are shoes. Enjoy the day!…

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    jadestone77  about 10 years ago

    This would be so me!

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  about 10 years ago

    The food chain doesn’t really have a top. It goes around and around and around. Ultimately everything is food to something.

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    dzw3030  about 10 years ago

    “Don’t kill spiders, they are our friends.” Generally, I won’t kill anything other than the poisonous ones. In my area, that’s mainly the Black Widow & Brown Recluse. The others are safe unless they are about to fall in the soup. :-)

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    tlynnch  about 10 years ago

    Yep that’s what I keep tellin’ my girl friend but no she still fears spiders.

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    Hunter7  about 10 years ago

    He’s too big for an indoor spider. (just think of the size of critters he has been eating!) … so TOAST HIM! Henry.

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    Katla858  about 10 years ago

    Im soo glad we dont have any poisonus spiders here. No particulary poisonus animal at all. Most dangerous animal we got is the wasp (killing a few people every year through allergic shock).

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