Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 18, 2014

If you have to ask you don’t belong there…..

There’s only room for one guru in these here parts, mister.

II tried growing my beard out long, but the whiskers in the middle stop growing after they get about three inches long while everything else continues to grow.

Plus I kept getting my whiskers caught in the zipper of my coat.

It’s Albus Dumbledore!!

Rumplestilt’s kin.