FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 01, 1990

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Denise: It's my birthday, you moron! Peter: Friday? Denise: Yes. I can't believe you forgot. Peter: I didn't forget. How stupid do you think I am? Denise: You didn't say anything. You certainly acted like you didn't know. Peter: If I acted like I remembered, you wouldn't be surprised. Denise: Actually, I'd be very surprised. Peter: I mean, do you really think I'd forget again after last year?