FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 14, 1996
February 13, 1996
February 15, 1996
Transcript:
Roger: Ok, my pretty valentine, now close your eyes... Andy: You got me flowers?! Roger: No... Andy: Chocolates?! Roger: No... Andy: Jewlery?!? Roger: Andy, geez! You've been wanting a new spatula for years! Andy: Ever wonder, Roger, why none of our kids have birthdays in November?...
Quincy is my Spirit Animal almost 6 years ago
I get it . . . Since November is nine months from February, and none of the kids’ birthdays are in November, it means that their Valentine’s days never involve doing it
SuperCharged5- over 3 years ago
Roger, wrong time wrong gift
RSrider12345 over 3 years ago
He says to close her eyes but eventually they just become huge
Are2Dee2 about 1 month ago
What a moron!