FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 14, 1996
Transcript:
Roger: Ok, my pretty valentine, now close your eyes... Andy: You got me flowers?! Roger: No... Andy: Chocolates?! Roger: No... Andy: Jewlery?!? Roger: Andy, geez! You've been wanting a new spatula for years! Andy: Ever wonder, Roger, why none of our kids have birthdays in November?...
I get it . . . Since November is nine months from February, and none of the kids’ birthdays are in November, it means that their Valentine’s days never involve doing it