The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 26, 2014
August 25, 2014
August 27, 2014
Transcript:
Brutus: See how odd the bark looks? Does the tree have a disease?
Man: No need to worry, she'll be fine. Its bark is worse than its blight!
Brutus: I ask for a tree doctor and I get Henny Youngman!
From the Wikipedia entry on Henny Youngman: “Henny explained the origin of his classic line “Take my wife, please” as a misinterpretation: in the mid-1930s he took his wife to a show and asked the usher to escort his wife to a seat. But his request was taken as a joke, and Youngman used the line countless times ever after."
Baarorso over 10 years ago
Houston we have a problem…..do any of the youngsters in the audience know who Henny Youngman was? ;-D
Bargrove over 10 years ago
Why is the tail of a dog like the heart of a tree?It’s the furthest from the bark. (a joke for your grandkids)
K M over 10 years ago
In the words of Commander Data, “Take my Worf, please!”
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
From the Wikipedia entry on Henny Youngman: “Henny explained the origin of his classic line “Take my wife, please” as a misinterpretation: in the mid-1930s he took his wife to a show and asked the usher to escort his wife to a seat. But his request was taken as a joke, and Youngman used the line countless times ever after."