The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 28, 2014
Transcript:
Splorp Five seconds rule! Don't eat that! But- five second rule! Have you been walking around in here? Yes. As the whole family been walking around in your? Yes. And have we all also walked, in these very shoes, into and around public toilets, dog parks and parking lots? Ewwww Okk. So, don't eat that. Pick it up and throw it out. I'm not touchin' that. It's been on the floor.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
And this is how germaphobes are created. Go on Eddie, challenge your immune system!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 10 years ago
A dirty trick! I get it!
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
And it’s now been more than five seconds…
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Oh boy.
dzw3030 over 10 years ago
I don’t have a 5 second rule in my kitchen. However, the FAA has established a minimum altitude ruling of 6 inches.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Don’t show this strip to anyone at work. Especially where I work. You sneeze and the entire floor demands you go home. Wusses. though Sarah’s explanation about that 5 second rule…. maybe its time to scrub down the kitchen. Clean the computer keyboard…..
Number Three over 10 years ago
You wanted to eat it 10 seconds ago!
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BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 10 years ago
and that is why kids today are allergic to tons of stuff, no real exposure to things their immune system should be fighting.
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 10 years ago
I have a dog. There is n 5 second rule. Sometimes it doesn’t even reach the floor.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 10 years ago
This is why, in a LOT of countries, people don’t wear their shoes into the house!
robinafox over 10 years ago
My father always used to say “you’ll eat a peck of dirt before you die” [a peck is a lot, like, two gallons]. My mother cleaned the floor a lot.