Monty by Jim Meddick for September 01, 2014

I hope he’s writing down all of these side effects. After all a 30 second drug ad on TV would only be 5 seconds without mentioning all of the side effects.

OMG, Moondog just barfed into that Greek amphora on display in the museum! That’s gonna stink in short order!

Man that guy has class, never barf on a carpet.

He’s gone all blooey.

Uh, guys, that’s not an amphora.

I’m not sure if Bluh is flem or puke? Either way LMAO.

And here, I thought it was just a vase!.What do I know???

It’s a double blind study. They didn’t tell him he’s in the placebo group.

well… Moondog might need a few extra bucks, but he still has a steady job. Just hope he doesn’t turn the same shade of colour of his tie.

Ummmm…..no..I’ll just keep giving blood for a doughnut and some orange juice(do they still give money for blood?)

I think it’s actually illegal for them to offer you money in exchange for donating blood and plasma to be used for transfusions, but they can give you gifts in exchange for it. I have a collection of blood donation t-shirts. And you can always sell plasma to be used primarily for manufacturing, although they’re theoretically reimbursing you for the big chunk of time you spend hooked up to machines, rather than paying you for the actual plasma.